Being French is IN, that's what the girls say...

[Dr. ///AMG]

OMG. THE BESTEST NIGHT in a lllooooonnnnggg timeee!!

So my boy Max calls me up tells me there's a party. Now Max speaks fluent French, b/c he went to the US/FR high school in SF (his dad is Swiss so that's why).

Little did I know, was this gonna help...

So this guy, friend of Max brings 4 or 5 girls, ALL MODELS!!! G'DAMN! Then more girls flock over.

Music bumping, everyone freak dancing, I'm watching, looking, seeing some unbelievable booties and other body banging parts... ::Drools::

Then someone introduces me to one of the models and says "That's Mike, he's French."

THEN OHHH SHIIEEEEETT!! ROTFL (hee hee for you VodkaG):
Girls gone wild! : She goes and tells her friend "He's FRench!" Then they all gather around me.. omg omg omg... sooo hot. They ask me to speak french, I can't do anything but to comply, so there I bust out some french sweetalk they can't undersatnd anyway. They giggle, they laugh, they love it, hand in my chest, girls in my face GOOD GOD!! (Yes, there's is a God!).

So the music is going, and they start freak dancing around me, they kiss each other (OMG!!) I get some of the action ;) And we are having a good time.

The scenario repeated itself over and over with every single girls at the party (but a couple). OFF THE HOOK!


Then that one model girl, she has to be the hottest of them all, I swear she's hotter than that stupid girl I met and put the pic of in my avatar, she goes and tell me...well..really naughty stuff...and asks me to do just that... ok so I comply... good god.

BEING French does have its perks!

I was pimp. Dood I was pimp. I scored a couple-three number. Tomorrow we're suppposed to go to the beach, have sushi and this and that.

OMG ::cries of joy::

Incredible! OMG. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Freaking hella good night!
Ok not ENTIRELY good since it's 3:40pm and I'm in be alone w/ the laptop :P

BUT OMG awesoem nonetheless. Ok.

OVer and out
Pimp signing off :)

[MB300E87]

IBclowning

[Dr. ///AMG]

lol OT style.

[Ozzie Bob]

As long as you didn't use the line:

"Do you have some French in you"

"No"

"Would you like some"

[EurosportAMG]

and then Doc woke up ;p

now for real, were you stocked up on paper towels? hehehe

;)

[HdS500]

Haha arrete de nous raconter ton reve. ;) :D

[C280 JR]

hey doc,

Take a Breath,

Elvir

[Kühl Carbon]

Originally posted by C280 JR
hey doc,

Take a Breath,

Elvir

:D, good advice :P .

[pokerface]

excited, much?:D









good job doc!

[reiKo]

Tu es vraiment un Pimp :cool:

Keep up the good work man hehe.. oh yeh and show 'em your ride!

[dshr]

excited, much?

I can feel the excitment in Doc's post :P Nice score :D

[MrSpace]

wow

here in quebec french or english, you're "normal"

I need to go to the US to date some girls:)

Etienne

[rana]

imagine what would have happened if you told them you drove a benz :D

[So.Cal_Benzo]

Good stuff man! But,...
Models? In SLO?
Ok ok... they're just fine girls with nice bodies... models? nah...:P

Next time.. take pics!:D Let us rate them girls, and us L.A people will tell you if they're models or just another drunk girl at a party... or maybe you were drunk and suddenly they looked like models!:D

[Dr. ///AMG]

lol clown, I promise you, next time I will hav emy own freaking disposable camera at hand! I was in some many other people's photos though, with all these girls around me, molesting the french guy :) SOOOO PERFECT!

[krk230]

Originally posted by So.Cal_Benzo
Good stuff man! But,...
Models? In SLO?
Ok ok... they're just fine girls with nice bodies... models? nah...:P

Next time.. take pics!:D Let us rate them girls, and us L.A people will tell you if they're models or just another drunk girl at a party... or maybe you were drunk and suddenly they looked like models!:D

lol you beat to saying the exact same thing...hahah

it's ok mike...you don't have to lie to make friends...we love you just the clown way you are...:P ;)

[Dr. ///AMG]

Pimp update: Tonight, my boy, me and the girls are gonna go out for Sushi :P

btw one of the girl is a air. whatchamacallit.... hostess..stewardess there you go. She speaks french aww yea :) She's leaving Tuesday so I guess u know what ;)

[C280 JR]

No....what?

Elvir

[So.Cal_Benzo]

Originally posted by Dr. ///AMG

She speaks french aww yea :) She's leaving Tuesday so I guess u know what ;)
Leaving on tuesday.:)

[Henry47]

....someone needsta get laid

[HdS500]

Originally posted by Dr. ///AMG
She's leaving Tuesday so I guess u know what ;)
You're gonna bone her.

[Hank]

I call BS.

C'mon, we all know this is Mike. He who meets more imaginary girls than Betch.

[sf280]

Maybe she just likes women and your chest reminded her of one ;)

[HdS500]

Originally posted by sf280
Maybe she just likes women and your chest reminded her of one ;)
PWNED
ROFLMAO :D :D :D

[Henry47]

Originally posted by sf280
Maybe she just likes women and your chest reminded her of one ;)

hahahaha, thats a good one

[Dr. ///AMG]

Originally posted by Hank
I call BS.

C'mon, we all know this is Mike. He who meets more imaginary girls than Betch.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[So.Cal_Benzo]

Originally posted by sf280
Maybe she just likes women and your chest reminded her of one ;)
When he looks at himself in the mirror he gets excited...cause it reminds him of a girl that he once knew.

[AAA_cubed]

Originally posted by So.Cal_Benzo
When he looks at himself in the mirror he gets excited...cause it reminds him of a girl that he once knew.
ROTFL... this thread is too funny

[C280 JR]

this thread is too funny

:werd: Too bad that guy left who said we were not good enough for him

Elvir

[JRE320]

Originally posted by Hank
I call BS.

C'mon, we all know this is Mike. He who meets more imaginary girls than Betch.

Never thought that this tread is so funny. Now I know why Doc keep telling Hank to shut up... :P :D I totally agree with Hank on this one. :D No pics all say is more likely BS and fantasies.. :P :D :cool:

[Hank]

Originally posted by So.Cal_Benzo
Good stuff man! But,...
Models? In SLO?


The only "model" he knows weighs about 300 lbs.

[Dr. ///AMG]

Originally posted by Hank
The only "model" he knows weighs about 300 lbs.
CHUNK NANNY!!!

lol :P :D


Ok and update, we went out tonight, it was fun. Then we crashed a frat party fun fun. :)

[JRE320]

Originally posted by Dr. ///AMG
CHUNK NANNY!!!

lol :P :D


Ok and update, we went out tonight, it was fun. Then we crashed a frat party fun fun. :)

Well... how about some pics....... :rolleyes: :o :P :D

[Hank]

Originally posted by Dr. ///AMG
CHUNK NANNY!!!

lol :P :D



Definition: Chunky Punani = Chunknanny

LOL... poor Bret.

[Dr. ///AMG]

Originally posted by Hank
Definition: Chunky Punani = Chunknanny

LOL... poor Bret.

Lol Bret deserves it...ok no..nobody deserves this!


And Jun...do you take pics like that of people? I mean it's kinda weird. ... borderline psycho :P Gotta give it time :)

[JRE320]

Originally posted by Dr. ///AMG
Lol Bret deserves it...ok no..nobody deserves this!


And Jun...do you take pics like that of people? I mean it's kinda weird. ... borderline psycho :P Gotta give it time :)

What people? Those chunky punani? :P :D

[Frenchy]

Hey Doc ! T'as mouillé ton froc ou quoi ?!:D :D

Hehe....Neeeeeeeeeed Pics !!:D ;)

[Dr. ///AMG]

haha Merde Laz! :D Non non... y'a cette fille qui me disait "Je suis toute mouillee...c'est parce que tu me parle en Francais...vas y...parles moi francais encore!"

Je te mens pas! INCROYABLE!

[Hank]

Originally posted by Dr. ///AMG
haha Merde Laz! :D Non non... y'a cette fille qui me disait "Je suis toute mouillee...c'est parce que tu me parle en Francais...vas y...parles moi francais encore!"

Je te mens pas! INCROYABLE!

se habla espanol

[C280 JR]

umm yo ablo espanol

Elvir

[sf280]

Originally posted by C280 JR
umm yo ablo espanol

Elvir

I see your spanish is on par with your english senor - Hablo ;)

[C-Kompii]

Ce fil est sans valeur sans PICS! :D

-G'day-

[Statsdreven]

would i get any action speaking icelandic? :confused: i've seen pics of this DR.///amg guy and i look a lot better than him :)

[C280 JR]

lo siento, senor SF280

Elvir

[Hank]

Originally posted by Statsdreven
i've seen pics of this DR.///amg guy and i look a lot better than him :)

What about the guy with the E55?

[Dr. ///AMG]

Originally posted by Hank
What about the guy with the E55?

You mean the Hamman 360 modena?

[Hank]

Originally posted by Dr. ///AMG
You mean the Hamman 360 modena?

He's hot. For a Hamann 360, I'd hit it... no vaseline.

[Dr. ///AMG]

You do it so rough Hank... I llliiiikkee ittt!

[C280 JR]

umm........what happened with the chat about the girls?

Elvir

[Dr. ///AMG]

Well nothing else to add. But you gotta love my threads that are 5 pages long.

[HdS500]

Tell that girl that you know someone who speaks FOUR languages, including French.
Then you'll present me to her.;) :D

[So.Cal_Benzo]

Originally posted by HdS500
You're gonna bone her.

if he can find 'IT':) ;)

[C280 JR]

did he lose it ??? Cause it would be bad if he did!!

Elvir

[C280 JR]

I speak :

Bosnian,
English,
Croatian,
Serbian
Learnin a little Spanish Had it for four years...I like to hit on the chicas bonitas.....and tell them "Yo quiero probarse tus labos".....PIMP:D

Elvir

[HdS500]

Je parle francais and I speak english y hablo espanol ou behki arabi kamen. ;) :D :cool:

[EvoII_Racer]

Originally posted by Dr. ///AMG
haha Merde Laz! :D Non non... y'a cette fille qui me disait "Je suis toute mouillee...c'est parce que tu me parle en Francais...vas y...parles moi francais encore!"

Je te mens pas! INCROYABLE!

Holy sweet Jesus :eek: :eek: :eek:

Completement barge cette histoire! En tout cas, je te crois et tu as bien fait d' en profiter!

[Dr. ///AMG]

Originally posted by EvoII_Racer
Holy sweet Jesus :eek: :eek: :eek:

Completement barge cette histoire! En tout cas, je te crois et tu as bien fait d' en profiter!

haha bah oui!! Je suis pas pede, alors je me suis bien amuser! :D

[EvoII_Racer]

Originally posted by Dr. ///AMG
haha bah oui!! Je suis pas pede, alors je me suis bien amuser! :D

Ah ah, tu m'etonnes!! Quand une meuf dis ce genre de truc... Tu peux que t'amuser!! Petit veinard vas :D :D

[Dr. ///AMG]

Originally posted by EvoII_Racer
Ah ah, tu m'etonnes!! Quand une meuf dis ce genre de truc... Tu peux que t'amuser!! Petit veinard vas :D :D

bon ok je te raconte la suite...

sa copine etait la et elle a dit "Sa chatte parle francais. Regarde" Et apres elle plonge sa tete entre ses cuisses et se met a la lecher, mais avec son pantalon...

Apres la fille en question me dis "Oui ma chatte parle francais, parle lui." Alors...je luis parle en francais et je dis "Bah...j'aimerais bien te bouffer aussi mademoiselle la chatte..." et apres...je l'ai fait!!!!! Elle a baisser son froc et tout.. MON DIEU! :D
C'etait tres bon d'ailleur!

haha si c'etait tout en anglais, tout le monde aurait une crise cardiaque ici! :P

[scottschoe]

jesus lol thats pimp

[mccants123]

Doc, your "Fantasy" love life brings back sweet memories
of my true life tales of 'Macking":) I met a French girl one
summer, but alas, no Vamos la carma for me:(

[roman]

Sweet! :D Dr., how did it go with that chick, did you meet her?

btw, I get the same thing all the time with american girls,

"Speak Russian to me"
"Babe, I love your breasts, can I suck on them?" ("Malyshka, ya obozhayu tvoi siski, mozhno ya ih pososu?")
"Uh... that sounds sexy, what did you say?"
"You are very pretty, do you want to have dinner with me?"

[BadBenz94]

LMAO!!!! This thread rocks!!!!!!:D