PDA

View Full Version : HPS Meets The Wicked Ladies!


HPS II
08-07-2003, 08:54 AM
The Wicked Ladies of the Adult World meet the wicked tuners of the aftermarket world. Photos from the much talk about photo shoot at HPS in March, now can be seen on our website.

http://www.myhps.com/press/magazine/benzoa...3/benz0803.html (http://www.myhps.com/press/magazine/benzoaug03/benz0803.html)

I'm sorry for any scanning issues that might occur. Note 0-60 for our system is 4.9 & price is $8,500.


Tell me what you guys think?


BENZO is the first independent magazine for and about Mercedes-Benz enthusiasts in the United States. I highly suggest either subscribing or purchasing their issues.

Hank
08-07-2003, 09:34 AM
LOL.. droopies. :)

sf280
08-07-2003, 09:41 AM
I thought it was warm in SoCal, hmmm................

http://www.myhps.com/press/magazine/benzoaug03/pg32.gif

BadBenz94
08-07-2003, 01:31 PM
Originally posted by sf280
I thought it was warm in SoCal, hmmm................

http://www.myhps.com/press/magazine/benzoaug03/pg32.gif

MMMMMMMMMM The brunette in the grey dress droooool!:D

Hank
08-07-2003, 01:35 PM
Originally posted by BadBenz94
MMMMMMMMMM The brunette in the grey dress droooool!:D

I agree on the right tit, but do you really like man hands and man face?

HdS500
08-07-2003, 01:41 PM
Originally posted by Hank
I agree on the right tit, but do you really like man hands and man face?
LOL I agree. She must be a shemale.

Brabus
08-07-2003, 01:49 PM
Originally posted by HdS500
LOL I agree. She must be a shemale.

the term "shim" is more PC :P hahah

HPS II
08-07-2003, 02:03 PM
Originally posted by Hank
I agree on the right tit, but do you really like man hands and man face?

Not representing HPS on this thread.

Come on Hank, you know as well I do, you wouldn't turn down any of these ladies.
:D

Hank
08-07-2003, 02:09 PM
Originally posted by HPS II
Not representing HPS on this thread.

Come on Hank, you know as well I do, you wouldn't turn down any of these ladies.
:D

Honestly, I'd take either SLs over the laidees. Decision time would take no longer than a picosecond. Professional hookers are just not my taste.

sf280
08-07-2003, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by HPS II
Not representing HPS on this thread.

Come on Hank, you know as well I do, you wouldn't turn down any of these ladies.
:D


Two of them look like they might be post op package removal.

BadBenz94
08-07-2003, 03:33 PM
Originally posted by Hank
I agree on the right tit, but do you really like man hands and man face?
Ok go and wreck it for me!! LOL at first glance though.....;)

AAA_cubed
08-07-2003, 10:36 PM
the picture makes the weather look like it was niple-y

Brabus
08-08-2003, 11:16 AM
Originally posted by Hank
Professional hookers are just not my taste.

Hmmm, and amateurs are?!?

haha, j/k

Rocky
08-08-2003, 12:23 PM
MILF?

timc
08-08-2003, 12:36 PM
hooray for boobies...

HPS II
08-08-2003, 01:35 PM
Originally posted by Hank
Honestly, I'd take either SLs over the laidees. Decision time would take no longer than a picosecond. Professional hookers are just not my taste.


Hank,

I bet any of these ladies could give you a ride you would never forgot.

Not representing HPS on this thread.

Hank
08-08-2003, 02:28 PM
Originally posted by HPS II
forgot


Forget.

And... have you been to Thailand?

krk230
08-08-2003, 02:34 PM
nm...

krk230
08-08-2003, 02:37 PM
Originally posted by Hank
Honestly, I'd take either SLs over the laidees. Decision time would take no longer than a picosecond. Professional hookers are just not my taste.

smart man...:werd:

the cars are way sexxxier! :P Especially the Brabus SL...that's hot!

Originally posted by HPS II
Hank,

I bet any of these ladies could give you a ride you would never forgot.

Not representing HPS on this thread.

Originally posted by Hank
Forget.

And... have you been to Thailand?

errr...go to Thailand...and you'll get more than what you ask for...and that's not necessarily a good thing...hehe

rana
08-08-2003, 02:51 PM
Originally posted by krk230
smart man...:werd:

the cars are way sexxxier! :P Especially the Brabus SL...that's hot!





errr...go to Thailand...and you'll get more than what you ask for...and that's not necessarily a good thing...hehe

:WERD:

hahaha

Dr. ///AMG
08-08-2003, 08:09 PM
I'd tap all of them and take the car. Cuz I'm a baller like that.

C280 JR
08-08-2003, 08:27 PM
:shock: :shock: loook at the nipples on that brunette..drooll

Elvir

BenzoAMGpower
08-08-2003, 10:22 PM
ok ok, you guys can sleep with the cars, i will sleep with the girl all the way on the right in the black dress!!! :D :D :D

FrankW
08-12-2003, 03:14 PM
eeww...they are ugly...:hmmm:

run.exe
08-14-2003, 11:45 AM
Originally posted by HPS II
you know as well I do, you wouldn't turn down any of these ladies.
:D

I would.

$0.10/dozen gold-digging/hatin' hoes get ZERO respect from me!

:smoke:

Dr. ///AMG
08-14-2003, 10:45 PM
I'd hit them.....

































with a baseball bat!

HdS500
08-14-2003, 10:48 PM
Originally posted by Dr. ///AMG
I'd hit them.....
with a baseball bat!
That comment is old school.....but let's be real, I'd do the same

timc
08-15-2003, 04:27 AM
they could have picked some better ladies...

I would have been interested if it was

Chasey Lane,Jenna,Kobe Tai

slk320
08-15-2003, 07:01 AM
Originally posted by run.exe
I would.

$0.10/dozen gold-digging/hatin' hoes get ZERO respect from me!

:smoke:

:werd: :werd: :werd: :werd:

Been there done that.. Porn stars are not my thing anymore and Aging Porn stars expecially....Foot fetish queens they are not.

I just don't get it... is this how HPS wants to gain market share? Through hiring B rated againg porn stars to advertise their products??? That would be like Pepsi hiring Ron Jeremy to advertise how thick and long their new can is.. :rolleyes:

HPS II
08-15-2003, 07:08 AM
Good morning SLK320,

BENZO magazine approached our company back in March about this photo shoot. Matching the Wicked ladies of the Adult World with the finest tuners of the aftermarket world. Brabus, HPS, and Renntech were all involved in this fun event.

My intention was to not advertise or promote “Porn”, but instead keep forum members updated on what’s happening with HPS.

scottschoe
08-15-2003, 09:09 AM
Originally posted by FrankW
eeww...they are ugly...:hmmm:

:werd:

run.exe
08-15-2003, 09:16 AM
Originally posted by HPS II
Good morning SLK320,

Matching the Wicked ladies of the Adult World with the finest tuners of the aftermarket world.


Hence, redefining "Burns Tubing."

(ouch - is there a doctor in the house?)

Dr. ///AMG
08-15-2003, 11:28 AM
Originally posted by run.exe
Hence, redefining "Burns Tubing."

(ouch - is there a doctor in the house?)

Yes, somebody calling?

Dan The AMG Man
08-16-2003, 02:16 PM
I thought my car had a lot of miles..........

MBATF
08-16-2003, 02:49 PM
I will take teh car, and have teh one on teh left sit in my car with me. take teh one on the right behind teh seats, and the blonde one at the middle i wil throw her in teh trunk, and rotay teh posistion evry 5 miles, till i drove home, then we all gonna go for a DRIVE! :D

and later make them to wash my car is swimsuite:cool:

Dr. ///AMG
08-16-2003, 07:57 PM
Seriously though, I'll take the SL, and pull a woman hotter than that. I mean shoot, afterall, I am the Godfather.

tpliquid
08-17-2003, 12:52 AM
how old are they 60?

FrankW
08-17-2003, 03:24 AM
I just realize that Dr. /////AMG's avatar can be used as a expression when you see those women.:D

rana
08-17-2003, 02:38 PM
sorry......but they are all damn ugly....

C280 JR
08-17-2003, 04:41 PM
sorry but like everybody said...DAIIUUUUUUUUUUUMMMM they be ugly shorty

Elvir

amgpimp
08-17-2003, 04:55 PM
are they gender benders?:confused:

Dr. ///AMG
08-18-2003, 02:17 AM
Originally posted by FrankW
I just realize that Dr. /////AMG's avatar can be used as a expression when you see those women.:D

lol