Dumb laws in your state

[Henry47]

http://www.dumblaws.com/states/index.html

check out San Francisco

San Francisco

Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.
It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.
Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.


i think Doc just broke 4/5 laws here

[Dr. ///AMG]

Using soiled underwear to wash my windows ok if I wear it afterwards?

[///AMG124]

TEXAS

The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home. A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. In El Paso, churches, hotels, halls of assembly, stores, markets, banking rooms, railroad depots, and saloons are required to provide spittoons "of a kind and number to efficiently contain expectorations into them." It is illegal to milk another person's cow. In Houston, it is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday. In LeFors, it is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer while standing. In San Antonio, it is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands. In Mesquite, it is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.


Yeeee Hawwww.... round up them chickens!

[///AMG124]

San Antonio, it is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.

Well Doc, don't look like you will be visiting Texas anytime soon! :D :D :D j/k

[Henry47]

"recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed."

so if i tell doc that I'm going to give him a beat down at least 24 hours in advance then I can't get arrested for it? hey doc....let's go to texas next weekend....

[Buddha_Kip]

second one is my favorite -

New Orleans:

- You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant.
- It illegal for a woman to drive a car unless her husband is waving a flag in front of it.

Sulphur:

- It is illegal to have sex with a cow

Louisiana in general:

- Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault."
- One could possibly land in jail for 20 years upon urinating in the city's water supply.
- It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol

[///AMG124]

Bring Doc to Texas, and I will introduce him to "Bubba";)

[Henry47]

Originally posted by Buddha_Kip
second one is my favorite -



Sulphur:

- It is illegal to have sex with a cow



damn, gota cancel my trip to Sulphur now.

[MTI]

In Hawaii it is illegal to stop someone from killing a mongoose.

[dtmcoupe]

cali....the speedlimit in just about any area is a joke...i was gonna post my story but ill put it here

i was driving behind a slow car 1 lane road, and just for fun i decided to drive THE SPEEDLIMIT (dont do that very often) wow its amazing how slow 30mph is....im usually 50+ on that road, damn the speedlimit is way too slow everywhere :(

[So.Cal_Benzo]

Originally posted by Buddha_Kip
Sulphur:

- It is illegal to have sex with a cow

Louisiana in general:

-- It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol
HAHAHAHAHAHA!:P :D

[Gordinho80]

In New York....
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.

In Newark, NJ....
It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor.

[dshr]

Atlanta Atlanta

Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.

One man may not be on another man's back.
Cobb County

[briby]

People may not buy a mattress on Sunday.
X-rays may not be used to fit shoes.
You may not ride an ugly horse.


sigh.. this is what the legislative does with our money.

[Buddha_Kip]

only in Alabama -

Children of incestuous couples are deemed legitimate.

[Buddha_Kip]

Champaign, Illinois - "One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth."

[Henry47]

Originally posted by Buddha_Kip
Champaign, Illinois - "One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth."


what about if he lived across the street from you? or TWO houses down?

[ThreePointsix]

///AMG124 forgot to mention that in Texas it is illegal for the girl to be on top! Only missionary position is legal(Old grandfathered sodemy laws!) How would they bust you in your house is my question?

There is a little town 20 miles South of Houston named 'Santa Fe'.
They had KKK meetings at the VFW hall up until just a few years ago!

All the state troopers wear cowboy hats & carry window tint checker machines in the Crown Vics. They will give you a razor blade & make you put X's on the offending windows if the machine fails your windows!