Doing Such Great Things With Such Little Material

[Brabus' Girrrl]

For my first HIN experience, I thought I would do a spread on the import models at the show. Not the cars, the girls! But of course you knew that already! :P I have plenty of pictures for your viewing pleasure.

For the most part, the models varied in ages, sizes, and looks. Then again, there were so many hooched out women (I kid you not, there was a 40 year old hoochie mama… not a pretty sight, I tell ya!) that I couldn’t always tell who was a model and who was just dressing to impress.

Above each picture, you’ll find my commentary. Enjoy!!! :D

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This was 2004’s HIN model, Natasha K. She helped present awards at the award ceremony at the end of the night. Unfortunately, Brabus didn’t win a prize for his hot car, but either way, he had a bunch of his friends out to support.
http://www.joeyandmona.com/albums/album118/HIN_San_Mateo_2004_096.sized.jpg
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Allyssa Lee was one of the 1st models I saw, as she was in the same room Brabus showed in. At first, she had on a very transparent white bikini top and a matching skirt that didn’t exactly cover her derrière. Maybe that’s why she decided to change her outfit. Sorry, we didn’t get any pics of the first outfit… we thought we had time…
http://www.joeyandmona.com/albums/album117/HIN_San_Mateo_2004_058.sized.jpg
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Hmmmmm… all I can say is, some like ‘em raunchy…
http://www.joeyandmona.com/albums/album117/HIN_San_Mateo_2004_059.sized.jpg
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And some like them aged…..
http://www.joeyandmona.com/albums/album117/HIN_San_Mateo_2004_099.sized.jpg
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And of course I have some girl on girl action for the Boyz!
http://www.joeyandmona.com/albums/album117/HIN_San_Mateo_2004_074.sized.jpg
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More girl on girl…
http://www.joeyandmona.com/albums/album117/HIN_San_Mateo_2004_078.sized.jpg
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And why not one more?
http://www.joeyandmona.com/albums/album117/HIN_San_Mateo_2004_109.sized.jpg
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Now, I have to ask myself, am I at a car show or the beach?
http://www.joeyandmona.com/albums/album117/HIN_San_Mateo_2004_067.sized.jpg
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How about the naughty school girl look? It was funny because when Brabus’ friends saw her, they couldn’t stop oogling! I must admit that she was cute when she smiled, but every time the cameras were on her, she would have these overly seductive expressions. I personally thought it was a little much because she was pretty just being herself. My advice, save the bedroom eyes for the bedroom. Ha ha
http://www.joeyandmona.com/albums/album117/HIN_San_Mateo_2004_091.sized.jpg
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Pinstripe pants are really in now. Ok, you didn’t expect a female to write an article and not comment on the fashion, did you? :P
http://www.joeyandmona.com/albums/album117/HIN_San_Mateo_2004_075.sized.jpg
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A little chunky....
http://www.joeyandmona.com/albums/album117/HIN_San_Mateo_2004_076.sized.jpg
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An Aloha angel
http://www.joeyandmona.com/albums/album117/HIN_San_Mateo_2004_103.sized.jpg
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How do you like ‘em lollipops?
http://www.joeyandmona.com/albums/album117/HIN_San_Mateo_2004_090.sized.jpg
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AND NOW, FOR THE WINNERS OF Niki’s 1st Annual 2004 HIN IMPORT MODELS! Drumroll, please!
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My 4th place pick was:
http://www.joeyandmona.com/albums/album117/HIN_San_Mateo_2004_070.sized.jpg
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My 3rd place pick was:
http://www.joeyandmona.com/albums/album117/HIN_San_Mateo_2004_073.sized.jpg
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My 2nd place runner up was:
http://www.joeyandmona.com/albums/album117/HIN_San_Mateo_2004_071.sized.jpg
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And finally, for first place, I chose, Natasha Yi as this year’s 2004 HIN Import Model. SO, what do you guys think????
http://www.joeyandmona.com/albums/album117/HIN_San_Mateo_2004_072.sized.jpg
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Who are we kidding? You know you’re just checking out the cleavage!!!
http://www.joeyandmona.com/albums/album117/HIN_San_Mateo_2004_089.sized.jpg
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And make sure that when you start having children of your own (or like Joey and Mona who have Maddy), you start them at a young and tender age!! (Their dad was pushing the kids on these models! Ha ha)
http://www.joeyandmona.com/albums/album117/HIN_San_Mateo_2004_100.sized.jpg
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Here’s another one of more models and me.
http://www.joeyandmona.com/albums/album117/HIN_San_Mateo_2004_101.sized.jpg

I hope you enjoyed this article as much as I enjoyed writing it for you!

[Hank]

LOL! great writeup

[FongFlex]

love the pics. i must say i like your top four.

[W420]

Great article and nice pics!! B)

[Luwin1026]

So which one should I pick for the next Ride of the Month? :D

Ok, bad, tasteless joke. :D Great article!!! :lol:

[timc]

Originally posted by Luwin1026@May 15 2004, 02:39 AM
So which one should I pick for the next Ride of the Month? :D


hahahhah luwin..




great article...

[Renn 208]

mmm, I can dig it. We need to send you on weekly assignments. :P

[slk320]

My next article is going to be "Live coverage from the Golden Palace" althoguh I think we are going to have to restrict entrace to 18+ ;)

Nice pictures.. me need t&a.

[shanta]

Originally posted by Brabus' Girrrl@May 14 2004, 01:38 PM
How do you like ‘em lollipops?
http://www.joeyandmona.com/albums/album117/HIN_San_Mateo_2004_090.sized.jpg
"She" looks a little strange, I would check for an adam's apple on this one :lol:

[tiffc888]

Originally posted by shanta@May 15 2004, 07:25 AM
"She" looks a little strange, I would check for an adam's apple on this one :lol:
Good call, Shanta. (S)he's got a nice, strong jaw. I think (s)he tried to fool the guys w/ those gigantic jugs and the wig.

[shanta]

Originally posted by tiffc888@May 15 2004, 08:45 AM
Good call, Shanta. (S)he's got a nice, strong jaw. I think (s)he tried to fool the guys w/ those gigantic jugs and the wig.
Jugs look a little empty in this other picture of "her" :lol: :lol: :lol:

http://www.joeyandmona.com/albums/album117/HIN_San_Mateo_2004_067.sized.jpg

[dshr]

Nice I can't wait for HIN ATL :D

[redline]

Nice article, however show sluts aren't really my thing.

[Dre]

Originally posted by Renn 208@May 15 2004, 04:44 AM
mmm, I can dig it. We need to send you on weekly assignments. :P

This needed repeating.

[speedybenz]

What about the 2nd girl/girl pic. I want to see more pics of the brunette with the red/pink top that s kneeling.

Oh, OhOOH i got to leave.

Jeff

[krk230]

I like Ms. 3rd place and Ms. 1st place [Natasha Yi is so hottt...]....awesome write-up...you're a good girlfriend... :werd: :banana: :P

[mb aficionado]

Nice article and pics to match!!! though i think i might have given #3 the top honors :blink:

[Brabus]

Originally posted by mb aficionado@May 17 2004, 10:44 AM
Nice article and pics to match!!! though i think i might have given #3 the top honors :blink:
That's who Yobo liked as well... but Natasha was too much to pass up.

[Brabus' Girrrl]

Originally posted by krk230@May 15 2004, 10:10 PM
I like Ms. 3rd place and Ms. 1st place [Natasha Yi is so hottt...]....awesome write-up...you're a good girlfriend... :werd: :banana: :P
he he Thanks. Hope he agrees. :)

[W69]

Originally posted by Brabus' Girrrl@May 14 2004, 01:38 PM
Sorry, we didn’t get any pics of the first outfit… we thought we had time…


your speed next time would be greatly appreciated... <_< :P
but seriously, thanks for the article it was great!

[mikeyle]

great pictures, i also noticed your commentary the second time around, funny stuff
also your pick for 4th place is the girl in my sig, sara brinsfield and third place is nikki zeno i think, no idea who the second girl is

[Brabus]

Originally posted by mikeyle@May 17 2004, 03:52 PM

also your pick for 4th place is the girl in my sig, sara brinsfield
Really? She looks MUCH better in your sig :P

[Ozzie Bob]

There's a few good lookin' women there! Dare I say it, the author of this thread is one of them! :)

[kameraguy]

LOL! you know i can't help but think to myself what a father would think seeing his daughter in these pics, like say one of his co-worker's kids sent his dad some pics from the car show, who then shows the father....saying how hot this gal is....which ends up being his daughter :o

Man, I like hot chicks like the next guy, but I guess you know you are getting old when you cringe looking at how seductive some of these YOUNG women can look!

What the hell is wrong with me?! Do i have a conscience now?!! :huh:

And yet I still stare at these pics in disbelief :P

[MrSpace]

Woah, almost all asian, it shows that you're on the west coast:P

My favorites are:
http://www.joeyandmona.com/albums/album117/HIN_San_Mateo_2004_075.sized.jpg
http://www.joeyandmona.com/albums/album117/HIN_San_Mateo_2004_103.sized.jpg

Etienne

[Rocky]

Sorry, import girls are so played out. Half them aren't even pretty.

In any case, make this thread a sticky.

[Brabus]

Originally posted by Rocky@May 18 2004, 03:33 PM
Sorry, import girls are so played out. Half them aren't even pretty.

In any case, make this thread a sticky.
For the most part I agree with you, but there was some quality "talent" at this show :)

[Rocky]

Originally posted by Brabus@May 18 2004, 11:12 PM
For the most part I agree with you, but there was some quality "talent" at this show :)
Too bad half the talent is silicon :(

[silvac32amg]

nice pix!!!

[Ozzie Bob]

Originally posted by kameraguy@May 18 2004, 03:50 PM
What the hell is wrong with me?! Do i have a conscience now?!! :huh:
Damn, did that Saturn really affect you THAT badly? :P